If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
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Yo momma's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future.
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Yo momma's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future.
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?
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What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?Lazy.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" she asked."Hunting flies," He responded."Oh, killing any?" She asked."Yep, three males, two females," he replied.Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some aftershave to slap on their faces.The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whoreh
Unix *is* user friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.
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Unix *is* user friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them.The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried a
A lawyer cross-examined the adversary's main witness. "You claim to have stopped by Mrs. Edwards' house just after breakfast. Will you tell the jury what she said?""Objection, your honor," shouted the other lawyer.There then followed a long argument between the lawyers as to whether the question was proper. Finally, after 45 minutes, the judge allowed it."So," the first lawyer continued, "Please
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