A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens. The police were nearby and they heard them and came in. The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn't be seen.One policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said "meow" pretending to be a cat.He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said "ruff", pretending to be a dog.When he kicked the
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens. The ...
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa"The cop asked, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits."
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter."What are you doing?" she asked."Hunting flies," He responded."Oh, killing any?" She asked."Yep, three males, two females," he replied.Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some aftershave to slap on their faces.The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"The chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whoreh
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them.The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried a
A lawyer cross-examined the adversary's main witness. "You claim to have stopped by Mrs. Edwards' house just after breakfast. Will you tell the jury what she said?""Objection, your honor," shouted the other lawyer.There then followed a long argument between the lawyers as to whether the question was proper. Finally, after 45 minutes, the judge allowed it."So," the first lawyer continued, "Please
A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, "I wish I had bigger tits".The boyfriend says "Well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months"."How will that help to make my tits bigger?" asks the girlfriend."Well it worked for your ass" says the boyfriend.
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style."If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef.""Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."
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