Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing.“Did you get that for your birthday?” He asked.“No!” Jimmy replied.“Well did you get it for Christmas then?” Johnny asked.“No!”.“You didn’t steal it, did you?”“No!” said Jimmy.“I went into Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night when they ‘doing the nasty’. Dad gave me his watch to get ri
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A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone."I went to get a haircut," was the reply."But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service?""Because," the gentleman said, "I didn't need one then."
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. ...
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A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.The soldier picked it up, smiled and
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. ...
Posted by preetam 104 days ago (http://jokes4all.net)
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"The answer came back, "An arm and a leg.""Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"
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